Oh... for the love of God.

*face blanches white*

'S not like I haven't seen that before, and the pictures aren't so bad, but the story? Just... why? *wraps arms around himself* I don't understand people, sometimes.

Typist says to scroll down slowly if you're squeamish.

Greetings. My name is Christopher Carrion. I am known by many titles, some less than flattering, but I am most often addressed as Lord of Midnight. A man named Clive Barker wrote about my life (albeit with a rather slanted perspective) and painted my portrait in an ongoing series of books about the Abarat, the islands where I am from and which I ( Read more... )

Christine and I are to be married ( Read more... )